Spiders are the proof that there is a god. And that god is one evil sonofabitch.
I am willing to believe that evolution has created all other life on earth. And that they are so perfect for their little niches that they are occupying, because that’s the only way to survive. That’s how evolution works. But what niche does pure malevolent evil fill?! There is no fucking way that mere chance has created anything so nasty, so heinous, so downright wrong.
I can easily relate to scorpions. If I had a pair of pincers and a huge stinger I’d be killing my fair share of the eight legged abominations.
And not just a fair share.
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This probably isn't the right time to mention that I don't actually kill spiders. I just catch them on a magazine or something and take them outside. I'm such a fucking hippie.
Fuck... I TOTALLY agree with you ._. damn spiders... and I normally don't kill them either -_- but not because i'm a hippie or anything... I just think it's fucking gross when you step on them >_>
i created them kog.
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