How to rape the English language, lesson 7.

By King of Clouds (Fuckwit in languages from the university college of Kotka, Finland)

I feel so old. For Christ’s sakes, I’m only 19 and I already feel like I’ve got one foot in the grave. Dave (40-something nutcase from Scotland) always says that I shouldn’t feel like this ‘til I’m well over 40, but hey. Such is the circle of life. I kinda dread what I’ll feel like when I AM well over 40. Like a tortoise from the Galapagos? Fuckleak… makes you feel like shit, doesn’t it?

By the way, Berserk by Kentaro Miura is THE shits. You should all read it.

Ps. Chocolate chip cookies with dark roasted coffee is, also as they say, the shits.
Pps. I’m supposed to go study English on a university level… yay me.
Post scriptum addendum: I didn’t get in, btw. Hands up who’s surprised. Trying again this year.

Oh, and just so you know. David isn't talking to me anymore. Haven't since summer. To my knowledge he stopped talking to me 'cus I objected to his attempts at wooing a female friend of mine. She was 19 at the time and tiny little pixie thing. David's 400 pound monster who's 45 years old. And let's not go into the psychologicals of the relationship... So I have fewer friends now because of that. And apparently they are dating now.